I Bet You Won't

I have passed this place countless times on my way through Chicago, but was completely unaware of the awesome food challenge that lurked inside it’s hallowed walls. There is nothing better than greasy breakfast food when you’re drunk or hungover, so a full mountain of the stuff is exactly what you need after a night of hard partying. Come to think of it, this would be a great challenge to attempt after going to the bars, I know I can always eat more than I normally do when I’ve got a 12 pack in my belly.

Where: Diner Grill
1635 W Irving Park Rd
Chicago, IL 60613
773-248-2030

Challenge: The Slinger Challenge consists of a plate full of hashbrowns covered in chili, onions and cheese, two hamburger patties and 2 eggs.
Time Limit: Not Sure
People: 1
Prize: Certificate of Completion although some people say you get The Slinger free if completed, but ask first ($10 value)
Rules: Finish the thing!

[Picture courtesy of Jay D. on Foursquare]

Oh. My. God. I think I just found the holy grail of food challenges at Paddy Long’s in Chicago. Bacon is the candy of the gods so any food challenge that involves bacon, pork and beef has got to be the food challenge of the gods. This 5 pound monster is sure to satisfy your bacon needs for the next 5 years. So if you’re in Chicago and looking for a great place to get some beer and bacon make sure you hit up Paddy Long’s. And if you’re feeling deprived of bacon, make sure you give the Bacon Bomb Challenge a try!

Where: Paddy Long’s
1028 W. Diversey
Chicago, IL
773.290.6988 | http://www.paddylongs.com

Challenge: The Bacon Bomb consists of 5 pounds of ground sausage, pork and beef mixed with spices and wrapped in a weave of brown sugar bacon, and then slow cooked on their pig roaster… along with a huge side of fries.
Time Limit: 45 Minutes
People: 1
Prize: If completed you get a free T-shirt, a spot on the wall of fame and your Bacon Bomb is FREE! ($50 value).
Rules: None mentioned but make sure to ask your server before attempting this challenge.

[image courtesy of Paddy Long's]

If you’re a fan of BBQ and live in the Chicagoland area then you’re not going to want to miss this challenge. Uncle Bub’s BBQ has recently launched what might be the most delicious food challenge in the history of food challenges, the Uncle Bub’s Belly Bubster Monster Sandwich. This monstrosity consists of 7 layers of slow cooked BBQ meats which are all made in-house! My mouth is watering just thinking about this thing… So if you’re looking for good BBQ and you feel like you can shove 2 pounds worth of meat into your face, then head on down to Uncle Bub’s BBQ and give this challenge a shot! Since it’s creation in late 2010 only 1 person has been able to take down the beast. Will you be next?

Where: Uncle Bub’s BBQ
132 South Cass Ave
Westmont, IL
630.493.9000 | http://www.unclebubs.com
Twitter | YouTube

Challenge: The Uncle Bub’s Belly Bubster Monster Sandwich challenge consists of 7 layers (~2 pounds) of slow cooked BBQ meats: Pulled Pork, Sliced Beef Brisket, Pulled Chicken, House-made Hot Link Smoked Sausage, Applewood Smoked Ham, Smoked Bologna and Bacon… topped with Uncle Bub’s Original BBQ Sauce and cheese on a 12 inch bun.  The sandwich is topped with a mound of fresh handcut fries and two of our signature fried mac-and-cheese balls.
Time Limit: 45 Minutes
People: 1
Prize: If completed you get your name and picture on their “Belly Bubster Wall of Fame” in the restaurant as well as on their Facebook page.
Rules: Must finish everything on the plate in the time allotted. Be sure to ask your server for official rules before attempting.

[video courtesy of Uncle Bub's BBQ's YouTube Page, see more after the jump]
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